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 * Three Rosaries were discovered dead in the fourth lower right quadrant of Postmetropolis yesterday, shocking many residents. "I thought they were upstanding, human citizens," said one concerned neighbor. He, along with five others, discovered the bodies gruesomely sliced to pieces in the alleyway behind Building A456-HS34. "They helped me with my groceries, gave me spare change when I needed it. But in hindsight, I guess there was always something not quite right about them. Too nice, maybe. My only regret is that I never got to meet the person who did us a favor." Yesterday's neutralization of unregistered Rosaries was the third occurrence in last two weeks. This sudden uptick has caused many to worry that the once pure city of Postmetropolis is under assault by hundreds, if not thousands, of secret Rosaries from off-world sites, but experts say that the increase is nothing to be worried about. "This is just a good Samaritan doing us all a favor," says Doctor Vish-El-Nu of University S-556. "All the Rosaries were discovered in exactly the same way: cut up. That tells us we got one guy doing this, one fast and efficient killing machine. Now, I bet this guy is good enough to find any Rosary he wanted fast. If there were really hundreds of Rosaries, we'd have seen hundreds of incidents. Yet we've only had three in the past two weeks. Simply put, there aren't any more unregistered than there normally are. We just have a master on our hands here who can find them far more quickly than anybody else, which makes it looks like there are more than normal. It's truly no cause for concern." Despite these assurances to the contrary, thousands flooded HNZ-335 Park this afternoon to protest the government's weak response to the Rosary threat. Z-Gas, photon bombs, and xenon-hexaflouride bullets did little to quell the rage that occurred today. We can likely expect similar protests tomorrow, especially if more bodies are discovered at the current rate. We will bring the latest updates as the story develops. In other news, a fire broke out in Prison Block C-5400 in the third upper right quadrant, causing tens of inmates…

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